D: OK, but if I did earn enough I'd definitely buy a yacht.
Me: But there are so many better things you could spend that amount of money on.
D: Like what?
Me: Well, like yarn...
D: You could buy a lot of yarn for that money.
D: Alright, when I buy a yacht I'll buy you a piece of yarn.
Me: What, one piece?
D: A really nice piece. How much is a piece of yarn?