It would appear that I have entered this.
Meet the members of the team that have already been selected:
Needle try-outs will be taking place tomorrow. (Note the ziploc bag. The stash yarn is overjoyed finally to be promoted from squad to team).
I have a snowflake's chance in hell of finishing, my exams being the equivalent of Wayne Rooney's metatarsal. For those who aren't familiar with English football, here's a picture of our national treasure:
Oops, I mean here:
(In fairness, I should point out that Rooney is also frequently compared to Pelé).
I figured if I'm going to be a World Cup widow, I'd better have a World Cup baby to look after. Let the games begin.